
The witch who accidentally cursed a prince
- Romantasy
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The story
When Lina Löffelkraut flusters a “foreign noble” during a spat, her curse backfires—and the prince in disguise starts turning into a talking chicken at midnight. Enemies-to-romantic partners with forced proximity, daily embarrassment, and growing respect for each other’s strengths (and vulnerability). Cozy, feel-good magic chaos where the weirdest spells become the safest kind of love and belonging.
Chapter 1 · The Shield Spell That Became Apple Pie · 6 min read
The village square smelled like yeast and fresh herbs, even though the morning was cold. Lina stood near the small magical testing post with her sleeves rolled up, flour dust on her apron, and a shield charm wand that looked like a wooden spoon. “Don’t overthink,” she told herself. “It’s just a basic protection test.” Her voice came out too fast, like she was apologizing to the air.
A crowd had gathered in a half circle. People held bowls of water and cut pieces of chalk, like they were ready to prove witchcraft was either real or ridiculous. Ottilie, her thick cookbook, had been tucked under Lina’s arm, pages fluttering as if it had nerves of its own. Lina kept hearing her own teacher’s words in her head: heat first, intent second, words last.
“Next!” called the village tester, an older woman with a silver pin in her hair. “Shield charm. One minute of cooking heat. One sentence of intent. Then we see if the wall holds.” She pointed at the little iron pot on the table beside Lina. It was already filled with water, and a small dish of cinnamon and sugar sat next to it like an insult.
Lina swallowed. She could do protection, yes. But her magic was tied to cooking. That was the rule of her hands, not the rule of the court. When she felt steady, her spells held. When she didn’t, they… tasted wrong.
Ottilie cleared her throat, which sounded like a page turning. “Tell the truth,” she said. “Truth tastes better than perfection.” Lina shot her a look. “That’s not the test.” Ottilie’s cover creaked like a sigh. “It’s always the test.”
The tester raised her hand. “Lina Löffelkraut. Begin.” Lina lifted her wand-spoon over the pot. She pictured the shield she wanted: a clear, warm wall against harm. She pictured her own hands not shaking. She pictured the crowd quieting down.
She began with heat. A small flame snapped to life under the iron pot, gentle as a candle. Steam rose. Lina stirred with the spoon-wand, slow circles, like she was making something that could comfort someone. The charm liked that. It liked when she cooked with care.
Then Ottilie’s words slid into Lina’s mind, sharp as a dropped knife. Truth tastes better than perfection. Lina tried to push the thought away. She focused on sounding brave. She focused on not sounding afraid.
“By my kitchen craft, I shield this space from harm,” Lina said, as the tester watched. Her intent felt almost right. Almost. The next second, the water in the pot turned thick. The steam changed. It smelled sweet—apple sweet—like someone had peeled fruit under a summer sun.
Lina froze. “No,” she whispered, because she had whispered fear into the spell. The thick mixture began to bubble harder, pushing up through the iron rim like it wanted out. A golden crust formed over the surface in quick, panicked layers.
The crowd made a sound that was half surprise and half laughter. The tester leaned forward, eyes wide. Lina’s cheeks burned. She grabbed the spoon-wand to stir again, trying to correct it, but the charm only listened to her emotion. Her embarrassment spiked. Her determination spiked right with it.
“Ottilie,” Lina hissed. “Fix it.” Ottilie flipped open to a page that glowed faintly. “I can’t rewrite your feelings,” the cookbook said. “But you can stop fighting them.”
Across the square, a young woman with herb-stained fingers—Ottilie’s biggest fan and Lina’s worst critic—smiled like she’d been waiting. Ottilie called her “friendly,” but Lina knew better. Ottilie’s friend was Ottilie’s enemy today.
Ottilie’s owner—Pippa—wasn’t smiling. She looked worried. The mocker was someone else. A girl named Ottilie, not Lina’s cookbook, stood near the crowd with her arms crossed and her chin lifted. She wore a neat witch dress and spoke with the blunt confidence of someone who had never misfired in public.
“Well, well,” the girl said loudly. “The shield spell became apple pie. That must be your defense.” She glanced at Lina’s pot, then at Lina’s face. “So which is it, Lina? Witch, or pie witch?”
Lina’s hands shook. She hated the sound of her own name like it was a punchline. “It’s a basic protection charm,” she said, too quickly. “It’s not—” Her throat tightened. She could either apologize again or prove she was real.
She set her jaw. “Fine,” she said. “If you want to see magic, I’ll show you.” She reached for the pot lid. It was hot, but her magic drew heat into her like it was familiar. The apple pie bubbled wildly, as if it was alive and offended.
Lina lifted the lid an inch. Cinnamon and apples hit the air. Under it, a new scent slipped through. Rosemary. Not food-rosemary from a garden. Rosemary like a warning. Rosemary like her strongest curse signature when her intent turned sideways.
She stared at the steam, and her heart hammered. “I didn’t—” she began, but the tester cut in. “Rosemary?” The older woman’s face went pale. “That’s not a normal kitchen scent.”
Pippa stepped forward with her small kettle, ready to soothe the room with tea. “Lina, breathe,” she said. “Rosemary means the spell is… angry.” Lina looked at her friend, then at the crowd. She could feel their eyes like hands.
“I’m not angry,” Lina said, even though her voice cracked. She grabbed her wand-spoon and stirred again, faster this time, trying to turn panic into control. The pie thickened into a dome. It rose higher, puffing like bread dough.
Ottilie—the mocker—laughed. “There it is. Pie that won’t behave. I knew you’d do it.” She leaned in as if she could taste the magic. “Show me your shield, Lina. If you’re really a witch.”
Lina’s embarrassment burned into something else. Not calm. Not pretty. Stubborn. She forced herself to look directly at the tester. “I misjudged my intent,” she said, louder than she meant to. “I tried to sound brave, and I sounded afraid. That’s on me.”
The confession landed in her chest like a warm bowl. She lifted her spoon-wand and spoke the words again, slower. “I shield this space from harm, honestly. I want people safe.” The air shifted. Rosemary scent still hung there, but it softened, like it was being folded into something useful.
The bubbling pie stopped. The crust flattened into a smooth round surface. Then it pushed outward in a ring, forming a clear shield wall around the iron pot. The wall shimmered, not perfect, but real.
The crowd went quiet. The tester held her chalk piece up, then hesitated, as if she didn’t want to break the moment. “It held,” she said at last. “For a shield spell… it held.” Her eyes slid to Lina’s face. “But why pie?”
Lina opened her mouth. Ottilie’s cookbook thumped her ribs with its own weight. “Because her magic is tied to cooking,” Ottilie said. “And misfires badly when emotions or intent are off.” She sounded pleased, like a teacher who finally got the right answer.
Lina’s face went hotter. She wanted to argue. She wanted to say it wasn’t like that. But the rosemary smell still lingered, and it made her feel exposed, like the spell had lifted a lid inside her.
At the edge of the square, a stranger stood half in shadow near the lane that led to the testing post. He wore an expensive cloak in dark green with silver thread at the seams. His posture was calm, but his eyes followed Lina like he was reading her from a distance.
Lina noticed because the rosemary scent curled toward him, then away, as if it recognized something. Her stomach tightened. She hadn’t seen him before, and yet she felt watched in a way that wasn’t public curiosity.
The stranger shifted his weight. His cloak smelled faintly like rosemary too. Not strong. Not angry. Controlled, like he used it on purpose. Lina’s hand tightened around her wand-spoon until her knuckles hurt.
Ottilie—the mocker—brushed past Lina toward the pot, still smug. “You got lucky,” she said to Lina, loud enough for the crowd. “A shield wall made of pie. That’s not proof.” She turned her head slightly, like she was enjoying Lina’s humiliation again. “Prove you’re more than a kitchen trick.”
Lina met her eyes. “I will,” she said. The words came out steadier than she felt. “But you’ll have to wait.” She forced herself to breathe and glance toward her friend Pippa, who looked ready to run to her with tea and reassurance.
As the tester announced the end of the test, Lina wrapped the pie-shield ring in a cloth and tried to hide the tremble in her hands. Ottilie the cookbook closed with a satisfied thump. “Next time,” it said, “you don’t need to become perfect. You need to become honest.”
Lina nodded because arguing would only feed her fear. She kept her eyes on the stranger one more second. His expression didn’t change. He only lifted his chin, as if he was approving or planning something.

